pada suatu hari
1 mei 1980
salma: eh kito putus bae mad
somad: eh kenapo
salma: aku idak belagak sih kumel dekil ih!
somad: dak salma
salma: pokoknyo tubu putus bae!
narator: memang ku mencintai mu tapi tak begini
somad: IDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kemudian
ilyas: eh salma kenapo kau dak samo somad be
salma: dak lah kito lah putus
ilyas: apo putus kenapo
salma: dio tu dak belagak
ilyas: cuman cak me itu be kau cugak
salma: ao eh cak amno kito neko neko be
ilyas: ao lah peh la
lalu ilyas dan salma makan makan di sebuah warteg
ilyas: kau nak apo
salma: cak mano kito nikah be
ilyas: kau nii gilo yo aku nii lah ado istri
salma: kau nii
tiba tiba
DOR!
salma: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
apek: mati kamu
ilyas: BAJINGAN HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZROT!
apek: dak sakit
ilyas: apo
apek: hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
CETUP!
ilyas lalu terpental
ilyas: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hah hah
apek: dah ya
lalu teman teman ilyas datang menolong
rahman: YAS!!!!!!!!!!
ilyas: duh
salma: ilyas ilyas
ilyas: kenapo
salma: aku cinto kau yas
ilyas: tapi aku nii cebol
salma: dak papo yas kau kan belagak la illaha ilallah eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
ilyas: IDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mayor rio: ilyas kenapa?
rahman: entahlah
ilyas: kenapo kenapo dio tu
mayor rio: dio tu maleng tank
ilyas: apo dio maleng tank terus apo pacak dio tu
mayor rio: pacak pacak bae kato uwong dio tu punyo sihir
ilyas: apo sihir
mayor rio: ao sihir
ilyasa: gilo dio tu
marwan: ao tu
ilyas: pokoknyo tubu nii harus besikok tuk kalahken dio tu
lalu kemudian
apek: kayo rayo aku nii pacak gunoke sihir dapet TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
penjahat: ao tu
penjahat 2: bos hebat nian apcak gunoke sihir
tiba tiba
ilyas: hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
ZROT ZROT SRAAAAAAAT ZROT ZROT
penjahat: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
penjahat 2: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
racun: menyerahlah apek
apek: enak aja PILAT!
racun: hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah racun uler kobra
SET!
apek: gak sakit
racun: apa bukannya itu sangat mematikan ya
apek: saya ini kebal
mayor rio: PASUKAN SERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR DOR
apek: gak sakit
ilyasa: apo!
marwan: sial
frost: hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah serangan balok es
CETUP!
calak: serangan PINTER!
CETUP
gancang: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah gerakan kilat
CETUP!
apek: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
lalu frost gancang dan calak pun terpental
apek: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ini malam bulan purnama AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
lalu apek berubah menjadi anjing
apek: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh transformasi
lalu apek menghilang
ilyas: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ilyasa: sial
marwan: impossible impossible
lalu apakah yang akan terjadi selanjutnya tunggu aja kelanjutannya di kisah si ilyas kapan kapan loh
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