setelah peristiwa yang menyedihkan itu ilyas mengalami depresi yang berkepanjangan namun ia masih berpikir normal kemudian di hari natal yang menyedihkan
25 desember 1975
naden: woy yas dah lamo
ilyas: ao lah
yahya: mano rahman
rahman: kenapo?
naden: rahman!!!!!!!!!!!!
rahman: naden!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yahya: somad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
somad: yahya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marwan: aku mano
ilyasa: kau dak katik wan dak katik
kemudian
soetiyoso: woy udah lama
santoso: betul itu
ilyas: meh
di lain pihak
ronaldo: wolf man this is time
wolf man: yes ronaldo lets hunt down that stupid javanese
ronaldo: we are ready
tiba tiba
TNI: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 2: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 3: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 4: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 5: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
rahman: apa apaan nih
soetiyoso: bajingan!!!!!!!!!! serangan gerilyawan
SET {suara sniper yang ada silencernya}
soetiyoso: arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
santoso: SERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lalu pasukan itu pun menyerang dan membombardir kota itu dengan granat
santoso: terus serang kota tolol ini terus terus
ronaldo: {set set set}
santoso: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rahman: {dor dor dor}
ronaldo: arghhhhhhhhh
rahman: itu mereka mereka ada di bangunan itu SERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wolf man: ATAQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lalu terjadilah pertempuran hebat di liquisa
wolf man: BASTARDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {dor dor dor}
TNI 6: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 7: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 8: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 9: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 10: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
tiba tiba
lorenzo: how about this
ilyas: helikopter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet dum dum dum dum
TNI 11: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 12: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 13: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 14: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 15: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
ilyasa: RPG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM
TNI 16: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 17: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 18: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 19: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 20: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
ilyas: sial banyak nian
somad: tahan bae yas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 jam kemudian
ilyas: URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
wolf man: ronaldo we must retreat he too strong
ronaldo: yeah lets get back to the base we must call the reinforcement
lalu pasukan ilyas meraih kemenangan di kota maubara namun kegilaan lagi lagi terjadi
ilyas: URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
wolf man: dih nii budak menang lagi! madaki
ronaldo: he win again how ridiculous! bastardo idiota!
baru 5 menit menang eh keadaan udah jadi gila
santoso: hehehehehheheheheh orang cina
orang cina: what the hell
soetiyoso: hiep udah lama AYO KITA GILIR YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
ilyas: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh panik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
somad: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rahman: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
naden: GILO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UWONG UWONG NII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yahya: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marwan: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
soetiyoso: ah terus terus mati lah
santoso: betul itu oh ya man ikut gak
rahman: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TNI: mantep mantep bisa kayak gini jarang jarang loh
ilyas: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
akankah kegilaan ini akan berkahir? tunggu aja kelanjutanna di kisah si ilyas kapan kapan lho
25 desember 1975
naden: woy yas dah lamo
ilyas: ao lah
yahya: mano rahman
rahman: kenapo?
naden: rahman!!!!!!!!!!!!
rahman: naden!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yahya: somad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
somad: yahya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marwan: aku mano
ilyasa: kau dak katik wan dak katik
kemudian
soetiyoso: woy udah lama
santoso: betul itu
ilyas: meh
di lain pihak
ronaldo: wolf man this is time
wolf man: yes ronaldo lets hunt down that stupid javanese
ronaldo: we are ready
tiba tiba
TNI: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 2: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 3: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 4: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 5: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
rahman: apa apaan nih
soetiyoso: bajingan!!!!!!!!!! serangan gerilyawan
SET {suara sniper yang ada silencernya}
soetiyoso: arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
santoso: SERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lalu pasukan itu pun menyerang dan membombardir kota itu dengan granat
santoso: terus serang kota tolol ini terus terus
ronaldo: {set set set}
santoso: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rahman: {dor dor dor}
ronaldo: arghhhhhhhhh
rahman: itu mereka mereka ada di bangunan itu SERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wolf man: ATAQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lalu terjadilah pertempuran hebat di liquisa
wolf man: BASTARDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {dor dor dor}
TNI 6: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 7: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 8: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 9: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 10: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
tiba tiba
lorenzo: how about this
ilyas: helikopter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet dum dum dum dum
TNI 11: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 12: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 13: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 14: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 15: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
ilyasa: RPG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM
TNI 16: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 17: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 18: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 19: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TNI 20: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
ilyas: sial banyak nian
somad: tahan bae yas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 jam kemudian
ilyas: URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
wolf man: ronaldo we must retreat he too strong
ronaldo: yeah lets get back to the base we must call the reinforcement
lalu pasukan ilyas meraih kemenangan di kota maubara namun kegilaan lagi lagi terjadi
ilyas: URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
wolf man: dih nii budak menang lagi! madaki
ronaldo: he win again how ridiculous! bastardo idiota!
baru 5 menit menang eh keadaan udah jadi gila
santoso: hehehehehheheheheh orang cina
orang cina: what the hell
soetiyoso: hiep udah lama AYO KITA GILIR YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
ilyas: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh panik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
somad: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rahman: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
naden: GILO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UWONG UWONG NII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yahya: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marwan: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
soetiyoso: ah terus terus mati lah
santoso: betul itu oh ya man ikut gak
rahman: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TNI: mantep mantep bisa kayak gini jarang jarang loh
ilyas: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
akankah kegilaan ini akan berkahir? tunggu aja kelanjutanna di kisah si ilyas kapan kapan lho